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Aprendan a cocinar. Hice tacos de carne esta noche y no se me quemaron. Cuando digo “¡vámonos a dar una vuelta!” en inglés, tanto Kuma como Lucia ya están en el carro. A Kuma le tomó tres años perderle el miedo al carro. Ahora sabe que es divertido… con las ventanas y su cabeza afuera. A Lucia no le importa. Lleva medio cuerpo afuera del carro… pero si veo a otro perro antes que ella, ventanas arriba. Ella es mi “protectora” y la de Kuma. Cebolla picada, cilantro, ajo, tortil

Biohazard Chef / Chef de riesgo biológico Oh, look at me—the culinary visionary and absolute master of the "biohazard" aesthetic. After practically poisoning myself with that garbage-sushi catastrophe yesterday, it’s truly inspiring that my own survival instinct didn't bother to kick in, leading me to punish my digestive tract all over again. After that disaster, my friend and I had the inevitable "what are you having for dinner?" conversation. My brain was screaming for a ni

Back of the Store Sashimi: A Tragedy in One Act (en español) I call this "Back of the Store Sashimi." Why? Because I didn’t have actual sushi rice, and this culinary hate-crime would have rightfully resulted in my immediate deportation from Japan had any customers actually been unlucky enough to try it. The "Method": Take 1 cup of long-grain rice (the kind that mocks the very concept of sushi) and 2 cups of water. Boil it, then simmer it for 15 minutes until it achieves the t

An update from Part 1 - The woman that keyed my car. I found out who she is. Diana Lynn. From what I've heard, she's a nutcase here in San Carlos. https://www.facebook.com/dlboxerdog https://www.instagram.com/dianalynn1960/ Yes, after the interaction, I came back to see ugly scratches on the back of my 4Runner. I heard she boasted on social media about it. It ads up. Keep your eyes open for this crazy person. …I got back to my car with Kuma and Lucia, and saw that the bellige