Leash your dogs - part 2
- Ernesto Martinez-Ordaz

- Jun 1
- 1 min read
…I got back to my car with Kuma and Lucia, and saw that the belligerent U.S. immigrant lady was gone (she drives an old gray Jeep Compass with AZ plates).
Then I noticed my car as I was putting my dogs in. She keyed my car. You can see the pic of the damage to the dirty 4Runner here.

I didn’t get angry. It takes a lot to make me angry now. But revenge? Of course I thought of the many scenarios for the next time I see her empty car in the lot while she’s not there. Your imagination is as good as mine. Muahahahah! The most tame tactic I thought of was smearing fresh dog poop on all her door handles. Of course I’d wear a glove or use a poop bag. I am not of a sicko.
No matter where one goes in the world, there will be weird entitled weirdos.
